lazyringo asked: help i need coffee puns
so there was a farmer who had a cow named Coffee. The cow was really old so he got a new baby cow and gave it the same name so that when Coffee died, he’d still have a cow named Coffee.
Then one day the farmer wanted to build a new pen for the baby cow so he told his son to go bring him Coffee Jr. But the son brought back the old cow instead.
The farmer said “No! I wanted de calf Coffee!”
isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.